This is what happens when I go to the bathroom to pee.
When I left the room he was making lovely drawings in his notebook.
If I’d had to take a dump, do you think he’d have progressed to his arms and face?
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Ness at Drovers Run
Seriously – how CUTE is HE? Oh and the toes! I CAN’T HANDLE THE TOES! The cuteness. It overwhelms us!
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Nicole Montgomery
How did my son get to your house?
Jenski
He managed to get the bottom of his toe during a PEE break? Creative kid!
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Friggin kids.
Jean
He chose bright and cheerful colors to decorate himself with. That means he’s a happy boy! He is so freaking adorable.
Matty
Instead of freaking out like some moms do, you took pictures. Atta girl mom. Life is too short, and children are too cute to get upset over it.
lceel
Hmmmmm. You must have a huge bladder – because that must have taken him a little time.
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Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
I feel the need to show you this video as a gentle reminder of how much, um, “energy” he has.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ2DB8c4p88
I doubt he was calmly drawing those lines with precision.
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Stephanie
Since you’re in Austin, you should check out Habibi’s Hutch preschool. My son frequently comes home painted blue, head to toe. I am all for artistic expression as long as it’s not on my carpet.
Krystle [snarkykisses]
I just laughed like a 13 year old after I read you last sentence about having to take a dump. In other news; thank God you didn’t… I’d hate to see what he would have looked like; let alone what your walls or furniture would have looked like.
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shannon
Yes Totally he would have started in on the arms and face. Gotta love kids.
Talina
That is perfect!! Look on the bright side girl, it could have been poop smeared everywhere.
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Lotus, aka Sarcastic Mom
I have lived through the Scatastrophe, and frankly, will take markers every day over ever having one of those again.
Especially at this age!
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lceel
He. Never. Stops.
I like this, by the way. Works nicely.
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Anna Ellis
Oh Lotus, that sweet little boy didn’t do it if you didn’t see it.
I don’t see any evidence on the carpet… I think you, the mama, framed this poor boy. Bwaha!
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Eve
He did a really good job! I envision a future for him on TV drawing on other people’s bodies. LOL
Denise
He looks so proud of himself!! LOL!!!
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Sarah
I’m not sure I could do a full-on photo shoot after that. I’d be taking myself into time-out!
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Athena
Austin Ink. lol
All I could think while I scrolled through the pictures is, wow, nothing on that light colored carpet. You lucked out.
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
1) At least he’s creative.
2) It could have been worse. He could have colored on his, ahem, “dingle” like mine did.
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AmazingGreis
Even with marker all over he’s so very CUTE!
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