when he’s not handing me boogers
my son is a super secret spy.
he is an agent who seeks answers hidden in dark places with the desire to solve outrageous mysteries
he has to be in top physical shape to get in and out of the dangerous places he’s drawn to
he is always aware of his surroundings, noticing tiny details that even the best, most intelligent operatives might overlook, spotting things of great importance
he plucks precious treasures from their hiding places, with a clear understanding of what must be done
and turns them over only to she whom he most trusts, knowing that his mission is completed by this hand-off
then he slips away to the next daring adventure, leaving his leading lady with a smile on her face.