Because mine taste like a different kind of candy every day. Today they taste like Jolly Ranchers.
What, you think that’s weird? You’re just jealous. You wish your eyeballs were tasty and delicious, like mine.
But guess what? I like you so much I’ll let you lick my eyeballs.
And this is why you should vote for me as Best Eye Candy Blog. Every day even!
Tomorrow, they could taste like Nerds, Smarties, or even Twizzlers.
So vote for me because you love Gobstoppers and Snickers, Sprees, Laffy Taffy, and Blow Pops.
Or because you think this blog is visually appealing?
Or just because you like me. 
#1 by rachel-asouthernfairytale on June 2, 2009 - 11:33 PM
I lick..er.. like you.
for you
I vote daily
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#2 by Joie at Canned Laughter on June 2, 2009 - 11:36 PM
I vote for you too even if I do have to do that weird annoying sign in every time. :- )
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#3 by dysfunctional mom on June 2, 2009 - 11:40 PM
My brown eyes taste like chocolate.
Mmm, chocolate.
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#4 by Lisa on June 3, 2009 - 12:37 AM
well you do have nice eyebrows.
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#5 by Tabitha on June 3, 2009 - 1:01 AM
Awesome! You’ve got my vote, you tasty-eyed weirdo.
#6 by Veronica on June 3, 2009 - 2:48 AM
My eyes taste like sand. Yesterday though, they probably tasted like baby vomit. This kid of mine has great aim.
Voted a few times now. Off again though.
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#7 by Al_Pal on June 3, 2009 - 4:25 AM
Cuz I like you & cuz you’re purdy. ;p
Mmm, Spree!
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#8 by Kari C on June 3, 2009 - 4:49 AM
I voted for you!! Are you in more than one category? Can I vote for you every day? Cuz I will………if I can remember. Good luck Lotus!!!
#9 by river on June 3, 2009 - 5:24 AM
Lick your eyeballs?? Well, now you’re just being weird…….
#10 by kompostela on June 3, 2009 - 6:11 AM
Do you mean fresh or boiled? Or maybe fried?
#11 by lceel on June 3, 2009 - 8:03 AM
Never mind. You KNOW what I’m going to say. And I would lick you eyeballs in a New York Minute!
#12 by habanerogal on June 3, 2009 - 1:11 PM
voting multiple times for you
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#13 by WackyMummy on June 3, 2009 - 8:21 PM
Great eyeballs. Mmmm. sweet!
Although I’m new to you (and vice versa) I totally tagged you because… because… I can! Hee hee. Come on by and see what I did.
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#14 by annie on June 20, 2009 - 3:43 PM
Thanks, but I’ll pass. I will trade you for a vote in either the Funniest blog or the Blog You Learned the Most From. Or I’ll just vote for you because I won’t be able to make your purple boa party thing.
Good luck, have fun!